Questions and Answers about Escorts

Questions and Answers about Escorts


Common misunderstandings and frequently asked questions about escorts, hookers, prostitutes, whores, and call girls. This guide answers what you''ve been wondering about. Do the come? Do the fake it? Am I a loser if I see one? Are the better than ordinary women? These questions are answered here.


Here are answers to frequently asked questions about escort services.

Do escorts really have orgasms or are they just faking it?
Both. It depends on you and the escort. I know escorts that come every time they have sex. One escort once told me that she even comes when the sex is bad and she doesn''t like that because it gives poor lovers the wrong feedback. Remember, escorts are women just like other women and if the sex is good, they are going to enjoy it. On the other hand there are women who never come with any client. Most women are in the middle. If you''re a good lover, they like to enjoy themselves. Look at it as an opportunity to learn to be a good lover. If you want to try new things and impress a whore, read my Nerd''s Guide to Sex.

Faking orgasms is a normal part of sex. Making sexual noises stimulates your partner sexually. So even if they are faking it, they''re doing it for your pleasure. Consider it a compliment. One thing to remember is that orgasms tire a woman out and it may be harder for her to feel sexual the rest of the night so she may actively be avoiding orgasms if it''s early in the evening.

What kind of women become escorts?
Some do it because they really need money. Some do it because they like the work. Some do it for a while as an adventure and some do it because it is hard for them to get a "normal" job, to see what it''s like. Or a combination of all of the above. Escorts are women like all other women. Some of the finest women I know are escorts. It''s a privilege to get to know them.

I just got divorced. Will seeing an escort help me?
Yes, it probably will. I think a whore and a Joint will do you a lot more good that a psychologist and anti-depressants. If you''re suffering from loneliness or the loss of a relationship, it''s money well spent. It will help take the pain away and rebuild your self confidence. In fact, sex isn''t the only service that escorts provide. You can hire an escort just for company and to have a woman to talk to about your divorce and how you feel about women and life in general.

I''ve been divorced and, quite frankly, escorts were a lot of help. Probably more than anything else. After divorce there''s a lot of loneliness and some resentment. You may be feeling a lot of resentment or anger. Those feeling make you less attractive to women if they sense that, which makes you feel even more rejected. You''re in a cycle of failure that tends to get worse, not better.


An escort can help turn things around for you. All those other things don''t matter to her because she''s not looking for a relationship. She not going to reject you. You can experience what it''s like to have sex with someone else without having to deal with anything "serious". She can help you feel good about yourself and rebuild your confidence and knock a year or so off of being miserable.


There''s nothing like being on top of a very attractive escort having great sex, and thinking, "If only my ex-wife could see me now ... ". I''m sure there''s some of you who would agree that feeling alone is worth $200. And when you see your ex in court you can remember the escort and just smile. For those of you who are wondering, yes, I had a nasty divorce. You can read all about it if you want. I have it all online. So I know what I''m talking about. And I''m here to tell you, this works!

How can I tell if she''s faking it or if it''s the real thing?
Often you can''t. There are times however that you can tell she''s probably not faking it. Women might fake one or two orgasms but not over three. If she turns bright pink it''s probably real. If there is a change in wetness it''s probably real. If she starts singing afterwards it''s probably real. If she want''s to keep on going after your time is up it''s probably real. If she forgets to ask for the money it''s probably real.

Are guys who see escorts losers who can''t get any for free?
Not at all. Escorts have several advantages. You don''t have to talk anyone into it. When you''re ready you can do it when you want. You don''t have the overhead that a relationship comes with. You get someone who''s experienced and a lot less inhibited. Many very successful men who can get sex for free still call escorts.

There really is no such thing as free sex. Free sex comes with a price. You have to have some sort of "relationship" with it. There''s always the issue of where the relationship is going. Dealing with her friends and family, her habits, spending quality time together, being obligated to do things together. Not that there''s anything wrong with that if you want that. But if you just want to get laid, everything else make that free sex very expensive.


Let''s face it. Sexual attraction has a lot to do with looks. Some men are genetically blessed and some aren''t. If you''re 6''3" you are going to get offers. If you''re 5''3" you''re not. You''re height isn''t something you can do something about. But there is something else that turn women on and that''s money. Women will marry you for your money. If you''ve seen the Fox show, "Who want''s to marry a millionaire" you''ll see the sad truth about what it''s really all about. The bottom line is, if you want to get laid it''s easier to come up with a few hundred bucks that to grow a foot taller.


It is easier to get it for free on the Internet these days. Lots of women out there looking for it. Especially if you like heavy set women. You can try services like Adult Friendfinder Or you can go to yahoo and excite personals. You might get rejected. Escorts are a sure thing.

Something else to consider. If you''re an average guy like me and you''re looking for a Barbie, Barbie can get it anywhere. Everyone is fighting over Barbies. They pick the tall good looking guys. But, if you have a few extra bucks you can rent a Barbie. Otherwise, you may never get a Barbie. Unless she marries you for your money, and that''s far worse that you can imagine. Better to just rent a Barbie. If you want to be with someone because of their looks, then is it any more superficial for her to be with you just for the money? I don''t think so. You can have some fun and find a meaningful relationship some other time.


When you were in school, you probably dreamed of doing a cheerleader. Most guys live out their entire lives having never done a cheerleader. And in most cases, are none the worse for having missed it. However, suppose you''re in your mid 40s and you just got dumped by the "right one" and her lawyer and your ready to go have some fun before finding the next "right one" and you really wanted to be with a cheerleader, but why would a cheerleader want to fuck a middle aged guy like you when the can fuck football jocks? Yes, if you try hard enough and work at it, maybe you''ll have a one in ten chance of getting one. And what will that prove? The point is, you can have a cheerleader. All you have to do is hire one. And once you''ve fucked one, you can go on with your life, knowing what that''s like.

The accomplishment isn''t in getting a Barbie or a cheerleader to have sex with you, but to be the hottest chapter in their sexual history.

I want to impress the escort and show her a good time. What''s the best way to get her to come?
Talk to her and ask her about it. Ask her if she ever has orgasms while working and under what conditions? Ask her what she likes and what turns her on. Ask her for permission to get her off and follow her instructions. Women are biologically programmed to want good sex and have orgasms. It comes from 3 billion years of evolution. All you have to do is allow it to happen. Read my book and it tells you exactly what to do.

Is sex with an escort and impersonal experience?
Not usually. Escorts are generally very social people who are able to become very personal with strangers in a short period of time. Although there are some who want to just get the money and leave as quick as possible, you''ll find that most escorts are warm and friendly. If an escort isn''t friendly, next time try a different one. Find one that you can relate to and have common interests. Some of these women are doctors and lawyers and carry Mensa cards. The experience can be as personal as you want it to be.

Do escorts enjoy sex, or are they just doing it for the money?
Like any job, they''re doing it for the money. Some people like their job, some don''t. And it depends on the customer. Auto mechanics do it for the money too. Some like working on cars. Some customers they like, and some are ass holes. It''s the same for escorts. That''s why you want to be a good customer. Just because they do it for the money doesn''t mean they aren''t enjoying it. And it sure beats women who will marry you for your money.

Am I going to get AIDS or VD?
Not if you use a condom and practice safe sex. Escorts are actually safer than most women because they actually use condoms. Men are 400 times less likely to get AIDS from a woman as a woman is from a man. It''s a downstream disease. I also recommend washing up afterwards with an antibacterial soap.

Paying money or getting it for free has nothing to do with disease. If you get it for free you are more likely to get a disease without a condom than you are from a call girl with a condom. And free sex is more often done without condoms than pay sex.

What if she doesn''t like me? How can I compete with hundreds of other guys she''s fucked?
Don''t worry about that. If you''re clean and nice and polite you''re doing a lot better than most already. Relax and enjoy yourself. Most hookers are impressed if you''ve taken a bath first.

If I call an escort at 2:30 am on the last Sunday in October when they turn the clocks back an hour, do I get the extra hour with her?
No. Good question though.

I caught my husband with an escort. Should I divorce him?
If that''s the only thing he''s done, No. Men go through a midlife crisis where they sometimes just need to get some strange. It''s not as bad as if he was cheating with his secretary or someone he might actually leave you for. You definitely want to talk about it and work things out. But don''t take it personally or turn it into a rejection of you. If he has been a good husband then you need to forgive and forget. Giving all your property away to a pair of greedy lawyers isn''t going to make you happy.


You have to remember that we are the product of billions of years of sexual evolution. We are the decedents of those who do not have self control. President Clinton, for example, got a blow job even though he new it was the wrong thing to do at the time he did it. Does that mean he loves is wife and daughter less because of it? Does that mean he''s not a good husband and father? No, it doesn''t. If your husband has been good to you, work it out. If that''s your only problem you should consider yourself lucky and be thankful you don''t have big problems.


Although we are trained differently, sex with another woman, especially an escort is no big deal. If he beat you, that''s a big deal. If he abuses the kids, drinks in the morning, is addicted to drugs, commits crimes, has cancer, can''t hold a job, or is angry and violent, that''s a big deal. Forgive and forget, don''t break up your family over it.

Can I date escorts on the side?
If they work for an agency they probably risk getting fired for seeing clients on the side. They also don''t want stalkers or to send you the wrong signals. If you become a regular and you have common interests and she''s into it and the agency is kool with it, that might work out. I''ve seen many escorts on the side myself. But that doesn''t mean your going to get free sex. This is what they do for a living. I have traded them used computers for sex though. Good way to get rid of that old Pentium 120.

If I start seeing escorts, how will it affect my dating regular women.
It will probably help. You''ll get more experience with women and you''ll feel more confident because you''re getting laid. There will be less pressure to score with your date which will make it less likely that you will ruin it be coming on too early. Then if you do have sex with your date you''ll know more tricks and be a more impressive lover.

Isn''t it kind of expensive when I can get it for free?
Yes, if you really are getting it for free. I''ve found that free sex can be a lot more expensive. If you''re single you might spend a lot of money on gifts and dates and never get it. When you do then you''re expected to be exclusive. Then you have a relationship and have to deal with where the relationship is going. Then there''s all the other issues like her family, her friends, her religion, her spending habits, her drug addictions, her debts, her TV preferences, her lawyer, her guru, her pets, her shrink, her criminal record, etc. All this when all you really wanted was to get laid. If it''s just sex you want, hire an escort. If you want unconditional love and loyalty too, someone who will never leave you or betray your trust, get a dog.


what is a sex toy

VIBRATors come in three distinct ''types''. Many women find satisfaction in this most common (and more often thought of), the classic penis-shaped, battery powered shaft of plastic. These suffer, however, from a lack of real power and inconvenient battery death.

The second type of vibrator, the ''wand'' vibrator, overcomes these problems with wall current. These large, club-shaped vibrators provide LOTS of stimulation, and wall current provides all the power you could ask for, but the designers apparently intended for people not to view these things as sex toys, but as "personal massagers," and the ungainliness of these things reflects that.


The third type of vibrator, the ''handle'' or ''coil'' type, looks vaguely like a small hairdryer with a small, perpendicular shaft out of the thicker end to accommodate a variety of soft plastic or latex heads. The best of all possible worlds, these vibrators never die, fit in one hand, and can provide a variety of sensations. 


Shower Massagers make a wonderful variation on the classic vibrator, and if you enjoy the warmth and wetness of the tub, you probably want to consider investing in a shower massager. Like the wand and handle vibrators, shower massagers have a host of uses beyond masturbation, too!


Where do I go to buy a vibrator?


Don''t make buying a vibrator a traumatizing experience. If you MUST have one of those penis-shaped things, most lingerie shops carry them. But most department stores sell the ''wand'' or ''handle'' vibrators under the guise of "personal massagers," and buying one from reputable department stores means a warranty, you can return it if unsatisfied, and it won''t have "Doc Johnson''s Love Machine" emblazoned across it in pink letters in case mother comes to visit.


What should I know about using a vibrator?


Before using any mechanical vibrator, apply lubrication! Your lover probably does not rank friction burns in the same category as love bites. Use a water-based lubricant, such as K-Y (always recommended), Astroglide, or Wet.


Are there any kinds of vibrators I should avoid?

Do not purchase a vibrator specifically designed to deliver heat to the body as a sexual device. If they work on muscles, great, but don''t use them on your cunts and cocks. I know of at least one case where a woman burned herself with one of these things because her climaxes were so strong she didn''t notice how much the heater had burned her.


My girlfriend and I have never used a vibrator. What should I know?


Nobody knows how to masturbate YOU better than you do, and the same rule applies to everybody else. Don''t use a vibrator on someone else until you''ve watched them use it on themselves, preferably several times. Men, especially, should watch how their girlfriends or wives use the vibrator alone before taking the reins.


Can I be replaced by a vibrator?


No mechanical piece of plastic can replace the love and affection of a human being; try to see the vibrator as just another toy, and not as competition. Vibrators cannot do the dishes or take out the garbage, and they cannot gives hugs or kisses.


Do vibrators cause a woman to become less sensitive?

Some women do experience a temporary ''desensitization'' after the effects of a powerful vibrator, but put the toy away for a week and sensitivity returns to normal. There is no clinical evidence that vibrators cause long-term desensitization.


A final word on vibrators.

Should you buy a vibrator? That''s a decision only you can make; I personally have bought two for my wife, and a shower massage, and they''ve made our sex life a whole lot better, not worse. As always, your mileage may vary.




What is a dildo?

 ‚ ‚ ‚  Dildo: An artifical substitute for an erect penis


‚ ‚ ‚  (Websters'')


Dildos come in many different shapes and sizes, but all of them are meant to do one thing: in some way, shape, or form, they are meant to be a substitute or symbol for a real penis. If you are inclined to believe Freud, then the Washington Monument could be considered a dildo. For our purposes, though, a dildo is a sex toy, usually made of latex or silicone, designed to be inserted into some bodily orifice for sexual pleasure.

People use dildos for a variety of purposes. Although most women can orgasm through clitoral stimulation, many do enjoy the feeling of something hard and thrusting inside them during masturbation. Many men, gay or otherwise, feel the same way, using small (or as your tastes go, large) dildos for anal stimulation. A dildo can be used with a harness to give a woman a penis she can thrust with and still keep her hands free.

What should I look for in buying a dildo?


Buying a dildo involves a number of factors, such as length, thickness, hardness and texture. It is strongly recommended that you comparison shop with your hands, looking for one with a smooth surface made of a firm, but not too firm, latex. Dildo shopping is a very personal activity, and you should take your time buying one.


The two most common materials for a dildo are silicone and latex. Silicone is usually more expensive, but most people who use dildos regularly agree that its qualities of matching body temperature and its general texture make it the superior material. As with anything, you get what you pay for.


The most important thing to remember is that you should start small. Buy dildos you *know* you can probably handle, rather than ones you hope to be able to handle. Get your money''s worth out of any toy you buy.




What is a "butt plug?"


A butt plug is a kind of dildo with a bulge in the center, much like a spindle, so that the shaft gradually thickens, flares out, and then begins to narrow again.


In general, once inside the rectal cavity, the flare of a well- chosen buttplug will rub directly against those nerve clusters by the opening of the anus, the ones which signal your need to defecate. Depending upon how your brain is wired, denying or understanding this signal can be a very pleasurable experience, or an extremely uncomfortable one. Also, the ''tip'' of the well-chosen buttplug will rub against a man''s prostate when he moves, sending yet more signals of unknown quality to the brain. It''s all in what you like.

What variants of the butt-plug are there?

Other forms of "butt-plugs" are known as doorknobs or pearlstrings. A doorknob is a round sphere of latex mounted on a narrower shaft. Like a buttplug, it ''plugs'' the orifice, but the sensations are different. A pearlstring is a series of spheres that can be anywhere from a half inch to three inches in diameter that you use to ''stuff'' the rectum to create a feeling of fullness.



What is a cock ring?


A cock ring is an object that typically goes around the base of both the penis and scrotum. Since veins are closer to the surface of the skin than arteries, this has the effect of allowing blood to flow into the penis but restricts its ability to flow outwards. In turn, this makes the penis get hard and stay hard for longer. Obviously, for this to work a cock ring must be put on when the penis is unerect.

Most cock rings are made of chromed steel or rubber. In fact, most of them are little more than high-priced gasket rings or chrome- plated circular chain links one could buy at any hardware store. They have to be chosen carefully, sized for the user. A too-loose cock ring does nothing, a too-tight cock ring cuts off all retreating blood flow, thus preventing the cock from ever getting soft, which may sound like fun but can become painful after two or more hours, and which may require a trip to the emergency room to remove. Some cock rings that get around this problem are made with snaps at different places along a strap of leather, therefore making it easy to size and to remove.

The best cock rings are even simpler. They''re a piece of leather or soft rope tied into place. (7oz leather lace is the author''s favorite, followed by 1/4" nylon rope.) Being both infinitely adjustable and easy to remove or cut off with a pair of nurses shears, they serve all the purpose of the toy- or hardware- store bought models.


How do you put on a cock ring?


Putting on a solid cock ring can be tricky-- and taking it off can be even trickier! You have to be soft to do either, putting first your testicles through the ring, and then your penis, since at that stage your penis should be softer and more flexible than the always- solid testes. Taking it off is the reverse process, but since one of the purposes of a cock ring is to keep you hard, this can be easier said than done.



What is Spanish Fly?

Spanish fly is a powder of ground up wings of the CANTHARIS VESICATORIA beetle, found in the deserts of Spain and the Southwest United States. It has the effect of irritating the outer mucous membranes of the vagina and the penis glans (head), thus bringing your genitals to your attention and sometimes giving you the impression that you are ''aroused.'' Women may also experience lubrication as a response to this irritation. However, the body is not actually stimulated, and intercourse is probably painful under these conditions, although it may sometimes help to scratch what really *is* an itch, and not desire.

Spanish fly is also quite poisonous, and therefore illegal in the United States. Dosage is very hard to determine, as is quality, and you''re just as likely to die from Spanish fly as you are to get laid.

What is the "Spanish Fly" sold in America?

What is sold as "spanish fly" in the United States is usually sold with the terms "spurious" or "placebo." I suggest you go look these words up before buying anything with these words on the package. Most "Spanish Fly" is nothing more than a cheap blend of vitamins or simply a sugar pill.



What is meant by "lubricant?" 

A "lubricant," (sometimes referred to as a "sex lube," or just "lube,") is usually a water-based, condom-friendly liquid or jelly used to enhance or replace a woman''s natural lubrication. Some people regard lubricants as a must-have item in this age of safer sex and they are an essential ingrediant to successful anal intercourse. The use of a lubricant on the inside of a condom can make the sensations delivered to the penis much stronger.

Prior to the current, safer-sex era, many people used oil-based lubricants, using vaseline or mineral oil. Neither of these are particularly healthy; petroleum-based oils destroy latex upon contact, making them useless for use with condoms. Oils also coat the inside of the vagina and rectum, providing a breeding ground for dangerous bacteria. Even monogamous couples who don''t have to worry about safer sex should avoid using oils for this reason, as well as one other: if it destroys the latex of condoms, it will also destroy the latex of diaphragms, cervical caps, and sponges, as well as the protective coatings around some IUDs.


So, what are they made of?

Most lubricants are made up of one or (more commonly) several of the following: glycerin, hydroxyethyl cellulose, or propelyene glycol. Some add aloe vera or vitamin E acetate. All add a pH balancing agent, and most have some sort of preservative, since the first three items are all essentially food additives, "thickening agents." Look at a container of Slime in a toy store-- the same three primary ingredients.


What brands are there? 

Although the most common brand of sex lubricant is still "KY Jelly," you should be aware that KY is intended for single-use medical environments; the insertion of a thermometer or catheter, for example, and is deliberately forumlated to break down quickly. This is not good for situations where the lubricant is expected to last a long time, such as during intercourse. 

The names of other common brands are: Wet, ForPlay, ID, Slip, Probe, Pride, Aqualube, Astroglide, and Elbow Grease. Both Wet and Elbow Grease also make oil-based lubricants "for masturbation purposes only," so read the label carefully before you buy. These are just a few of many lubricants on the market.


Which is best?

"Best lubricant" is a non-sequitor, since lubricant choice is as personal to taste as food. Some people like it thick, others runny, others need it to be slick enough to grease their engines and others need it to last long enough to go for hours. Small sampler bottles (1 oz.) are available for a dollar apiece-- buy one of each and try them out. Figure out which one you like best.



Is clothing a "sex toy?"

There is some debate about this, but one thing is hard to deny: clothing is sexy. Whether it''s a silk nightgown from Victoria''s Secret, a military uniform, the leather jacket of a biker or the riding clothes of an equestrienne, some form of clothing is usually someone else''s ideal of "sexy clothing."


What is "Fetish Clothing?"

Fetish wear is usually clothing made of leather, latex, or rubber cut in a specific style to accentuate the body and show it off in a sexually arousing fashion. Fetish wear is a specific genre of clothing and as recognizable as such as swimwear or lingere. Fetish wear''s most common characteristic is price; the stuff''s expensive. Remember that it is only a fad, after all, and will be as out of style as the discowear of the 1970''s. Eventually.


So what *is* sexy clothing?

That depends entirely on who you and your lover are. If you like your lover to wear silk, say so-- hopefully they''ll enjoy the suggestion. Leather, denim, uniform clothing-- allow your imagination to run wild. A more outrageous suggestion is period clothing, such as the 1920''s, or the 1400''s. And even further out, one could suggest wearing masks to allow fantasy to run riot-- animal masks are a popular item in this field.



Food is sexy?


Many lingere shops actively sell food items-- whipped cream, powdered honey, flavored jellies and jams. I guess the idea is that if they''re sold in lingere shops they must be sexy. Many romances start over dinner, and cooking for someone can be as intimate, or as traumatic, as having sex with them.

What kinds of food are sexy?

While almost any kind of food can be sexy, some are more traditional than others. Sweets, such as chocolates, are actual tokens of affection, exchanged on Saint Valentine''s day as well as other occassions. In the bedroom, chocolate can be spread on the body and licked off. The same is true of honey or any other spreadable substance. Whipped cream is another popular food item. And a small spill of champagne over the vulva can take care of any concerns one might have about the taste-- for a little while, at least.

Fruits can be sexual as well-- bananas are often compared to penises (or the other way around) because of their shape and size. Xaveria Hollander, "The happy hooker," once referred to peaches as "the fruit that looks most like a woman''s vulva." And grapes, fed one at a time, are a staple of B-movies about decadent, imperial Romans. 

Almost anything edible can be sexy. At least two movies in recent times have depicted sushi as sexy. Placing doughnuts around a man''s erect penis and then eating them off can be an act of trust. 

Be aware that any sugary substance placed into the vagina will vastly increase the chance of a yeast infection. It is best to avoid getting chocolate, honey, and the like into the vagina.



Disclaimer: Nothing in this FAQ is intended to be taken as a recommendation or endorsement of illegal substance use. It is the intention of this FAQ to accurately report the effects of those substances that its readers may choose to use upon their sexual functioning, both positive and negative.


The only "legal" drug in this short list of mind-altering chemicals, alcohol is widely available in most of the known world. Alcohol is primarily a depressant, although it small doses it may cause free-association that leads to violence where hostility already exists. Alcohol is used in a sexual context to "loosen one up," overcoming inhibitions to proceed to the sexual act itself; however, it''s depressant effect may also cause temporary impotence.


Amyl Nitrite.

Also known as "poppers," "Rush," "Locker Room," or "Head Cleaner." Currenly controlled in the US, although designer variants of butyl nitrite, isobutyl nitrite, and cyclohexyl nitrite are still available in some states. This drug relaxes the smooth muscles of the vascular system, resulting in a momentary "rush" that is primarly the result of oxygen depravation to the brain. Also relaxes the vaginal and anal sphincters and was once popular with gay men for that effect. Produces intense headaches in about a quarter of all users.




Sex on cocaine is frequently described as "the most intense in the world." (Of course, that''s said about crystal methamphetamine, too.) Cocaine elevates the perceived effect of arousal, both male and female. Depression is a common post-high effect. Chronic use leads to full-blown paranoia, psychological dependancy, and impotence.



There is a lot of controversy over marijuana, and has been touted as "the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world." But neither marijuana nor any other drug will create passion where there is none to begin with. Many people who have used marijuana during sex have reported enhanced sensations, longer durations, and increased arousal. However, marijuana may also make sex more difficult because of its tranquilizing effect.